Jun 28 2009
My Cat, Lady Toes
My Cat, Lady Toes
Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy, Oracle of Irvine, Keeper of Secrets Under the Mountain, Defender of the Faith
Scientific Name: Felis catus awesomeus
Habitat: My house, also, the galaxy
Status: There can be only one
Hobbies: World domination, viewing the future, eating
Lady Toes, Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy, Oracle of Irvine, Keeper of Secrets Under the Mountain, Defender of the Faith, is my cat. She is the greatest creature currently living today. This is a fact. To question this fact is to die a horrible, horrible death. She is the most intelligent person east or west of theMississippi and has mandated that all should know about it. Her followers travel from all points of the globe wearing flowing robes just to view. My sister and I act as her disciples and interpret her will. Should any dare to question her authority, they are immediately shot with lasers from her eyes. She is a black and white tuxedo shorthair cat, and she is mighty!!!!!! Also, she enjoys catnip and popcorn.
